Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just got carded by a ten year old.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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