Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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