Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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