porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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