make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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