apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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