K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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