i don't like sucking hair
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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