Me too!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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