Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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