I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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