it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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