shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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