THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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