JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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