its not stalking. its research.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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