Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
