I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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