For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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