I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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