Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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