I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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