Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
His hands were made for my vagina.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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