i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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