im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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