I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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