how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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