summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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