I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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