I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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