oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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