We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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