batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My bed smells like the plague
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