DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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