ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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