Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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