He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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