Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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