just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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