So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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