you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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