So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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