so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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