I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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