whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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