Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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