I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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