How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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