The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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