return my video game
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
where are you?
Hypothermia
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
