We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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