she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Everclear isn't food dammit
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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