How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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