But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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