her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
