franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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