Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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